Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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