so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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