Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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