Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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