You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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