He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.