Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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