and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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