For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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