and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm too high and old for this...
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