rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dignity is for republicans.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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