I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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