I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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