I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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