in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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