he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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