Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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