Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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