Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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