All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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