So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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