Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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