i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
