she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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