ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
