okay pat passed out under dana's car
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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