I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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