Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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