toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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