im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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