soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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