ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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