I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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