I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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