Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
my poor anus
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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