kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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