you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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