What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
My life is pants optional.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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