I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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