I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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