why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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