I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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