I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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