Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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