I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You were trust falling into bushes
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
