considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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