Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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