Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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