Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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