sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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