Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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