Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Randomize
